Add in your own language

• English: I love you
• Slovak : Milujem ťa
• Finnish: Rakastan sinua
• Slovenian: Ljubim te
• Danish: Jeg elsker dig
• Portuguese: Amo-te
• Tagalog: Mahal kita
• Punjabi: Teri ma di lund
• Somali: Dhillo iska amus
• Urdu: Haraami, dafa ho ja
• Greek: Sagapo
• Samoan: Oute Alofa Ia Oe
• Laos: Khoi huk chau
• Estonian: Ma armastan sind
• Russian: Ja ljublju tebja
• German: Ich liebe dich
• Spanish: Te amo
• Croatian: Volim te
• Norwegian: jeg elsker deg
• Welsh: Dwi'n cari ti
• Dutch: Ik hou van je

• Me: I love the Queen.
• Granny: Oh, yes, but I don't like her husband. You know his sperm is spread all over the world.
• Granny: Why are you laughing?
• Granny: Is it because I said sperm?
• Me: Oh my God! Granny don't say that!
• Granny: What? Sperm?
• Me: Stop it!
• Granny: Why don't you like the word sperm? Sperm! SPERM!
• Me: GRANNY WILL YOU STOP SAYING IT.
• Granny: I'm sorry
• Granny: .......................
• Granny: What happens if I say orgasm?

• *cute boy walks past*
• me: no wait come back i love you